All I want is an illicit affair with an older woman in a position of power, is that so much to ask?

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My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.


(Source: ughcallmelottie, via f-ftw)

(via f-ftw)

Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.

(Source: jrdnnwlkr, via acousticamorist)


this is the greatest thing ever

(Source: illkim, via fideliusecrets)



need this


The sun is perfect and you woke this morning. You have enough language in your mouth to be understood. You have a name, and someone wants to call it. Five fingers on your hand and someone wants to hold it. If we just start there, every beautiful thing that has and will ever exist is possible. If we start there, everything, for a moment, is right in the world.

Warsan Shire (via seabois)

(via fegget)


Montaña de Oro


MontaƱa de Oro

(via awdray)

(Source: neogohann, via -superman)

Hiking in China. Can I get a #thumbsup #sledgehammermountain

Hiking in China. Can I get a #thumbsup #sledgehammermountain

The parks in China though

The parks in China though